Zombie Jokes
Q: What is a zombie's favorite home-cooked meal?
A: Brain loaf and black-eyed peas!
Q: What is a zombie's favorite breakfast cereal?
A: Brain flakes!
Q: What happens when a zombie eats a sno cone too fast?
A: Brain freeze!
Q: What is a zombie's favorite dog?
A: A Chew-ahua (Chihuahua)
Do I have a future as a joke writer? Probably not. These jokes will probably have the zombies groaning and running away. ☺
16 comments:
Brain freeze - funny!
Hahaha! Zombies freak me out but I love silly jokes like these!
Haha! Those are so cute!
Hi, Alex! Glad you liked the brain freeze joke.
Hi, Laura! Glad you liked the jokes.
Hi, Sherry! Glad the jokes made you laugh.
I just read the jokes to my son. I got a half-hearted HAHA, so I don't think I have a career as a joke writer.
Hey, anything to get the zombies to run away.
Funny stuff!
Hi, S.P.! That is a good way to look at it. : )
Hi, Susan! Glad you thought the jokes were funny. : )
Haha. Haha. Chew-ahua! LOL
These got some serious laughs from the second-graders at my house.
They ARE funny.
Gotta love the brain freeze one - lol. Thanks for sharing. E :-)
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Cheesy but fun! :) Have a great weekend.
Hi, Joylene! Glad you liked the Chew-ahua one. : )
Hi, Johanna! Glad to hear that 2nd graders thought the jokes were funny. That just made my day. : )
Hi, Anthony! Thanks for stopping by. Glad you found the jokes funny.
Hi, Elysabeth! Glad you had a chance to stop by and check out the zombie jokes. Glad you liked the brain freeze one.
Hi, Christine! Thanks so much for stopping by to check out my zombie jokes. Hope you have a great weekend, too.
Ha. I'm not a big zombie fan, but these jokes ... well I can take those.
I saw a plumbing van called Zombie Plumbing .... they clear dwaaaaaaaains.
Hi, Stacy! Thanks for stopping by to check out the zombie jokes.
Hi, Stephen! They clear dwaaaaaaaains. That's a good one! : ) Thanks for sharing.
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