Friday, October 5, 2012

Zombie Jokes


Q:  What is a zombie's favorite home-cooked meal?

A:  Brain loaf and black-eyed peas!


Q:  What is a zombie's favorite breakfast cereal?

A:  Brain flakes!


Q:  What happens when a zombie eats a sno cone too fast?

A:  Brain freeze!


Q:  What is a zombie's favorite dog?

A:  A Chew-ahua     



Do I have a future as a joke writer?  Probably not.  These jokes will probably have the zombies groaning and running away.  




16 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Brain freeze - funny!

Laura Marcella said...

Hahaha! Zombies freak me out but I love silly jokes like these!

Sherry Ellis said...

Haha! Those are so cute!

Susanne Drazic said...

Hi, Alex! Glad you liked the brain freeze joke.

Hi, Laura! Glad you liked the jokes.

Hi, Sherry! Glad the jokes made you laugh.

I just read the jokes to my son. I got a half-hearted HAHA, so I don't think I have a career as a joke writer.

S.P. Bowers said...

Hey, anything to get the zombies to run away.

Susan Hornbach said...

Funny stuff!

Susanne Drazic said...

Hi, S.P.! That is a good way to look at it. : )

Hi, Susan! Glad you thought the jokes were funny. : )

Joylene Nowell Butler said...

Haha. Haha. Chew-ahua! LOL

Johanna Garth said...

These got some serious laughs from the second-graders at my house.

anthony stemke said...

They ARE funny.

elysabeth said...

Gotta love the brain freeze one - lol. Thanks for sharing. E :-)

Elysabeth Eldering
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Christine Rains said...

Cheesy but fun! :) Have a great weekend.

Susanne Drazic said...

Hi, Joylene! Glad you liked the Chew-ahua one. : )

Hi, Johanna! Glad to hear that 2nd graders thought the jokes were funny. That just made my day. : )

Hi, Anthony! Thanks for stopping by. Glad you found the jokes funny.

Hi, Elysabeth! Glad you had a chance to stop by and check out the zombie jokes. Glad you liked the brain freeze one.

Hi, Christine! Thanks so much for stopping by to check out my zombie jokes. Hope you have a great weekend, too.

Stacy S. Jensen said...

Ha. I'm not a big zombie fan, but these jokes ... well I can take those.

Stephen Tremp said...

I saw a plumbing van called Zombie Plumbing .... they clear dwaaaaaaaains.

Susanne Drazic said...

Hi, Stacy! Thanks for stopping by to check out the zombie jokes.

Hi, Stephen! They clear dwaaaaaaaains. That's a good one! : ) Thanks for sharing.

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